關於高一英語笑話短文

　　英語笑話是一種目的在於刺激人發笑的民間敘事文學。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：Thunderstorm

　　One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.

　　She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

　　The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep with Daddy."

　　A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice, "The big sissy."

　　：Science lesson

　　Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science.

　　She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.

　　Later it was question time, and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"

　　A little boy on the front row proudly said, "You're a mother!"

　　：Mafia Kid

　　A mafia's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.

　　He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.

　　He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."

　　：Making A Puppy

　　A father was walking with his young son in the park when they came upon two dogs having sex. The boy asked his dad what the dogs were doing. He said that they were making a puppy.

　　A couple of days later the boy walked in on his parents who were having sex on the couch. He asked his father what they were doing. He said that they were making a baby.

　　The boy replied, "Can you turn Mummy over? I'd much rather have a puppy."

　　：God's Creations

　　Grandpa and granddaugher were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?"

　　"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?"

　　"Yes, He did," the older man answered. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up. "You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job lately."