關於短一點的英語笑話閱讀

　　英語笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。本文是關於短一點的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於短一點的英語笑話：Summer Camp

　　A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer Camp.

　　He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella.

　　The counselor asked, "Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?"

　　The kid answered, "Did you ever have a mother?"

　　關於短一點的英語笑話：Weird Names

　　One day a little boy asked his father, "how come you named my sister Running Dear?"

　　So the father answerd his question and said, "when your sister was born I couldn't think of a name so I looked out the window and that was the first thing that I saw."

　　"Oh" said the little boy, "is that the same reason why you named my brother Flying Bird?"

　　The father said to his son "why do you ask that Two Dogs Fucking?"

　　關於短一點的英語笑話：Santa Present

　　A little girl goes to visit Santa at the Mall. When it is her turn she sits on his lap and Santa says "Have you been good?"

　　Little Girl, "Yes, Santa, very good."

　　Santa, "What would you like for Christmas?"

　　Little Girl, "I want Barbie and G. I. Joe."

　　Santa, "G. I. Joe? Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?

　　Little Girl, "No, Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken. But she comes with G. I. Joe."

　　關於短一點的英語笑話：Insect jokes

　　Where would you put an injured insect?

　　In an antbulance!

　　What's an insects best chat up line?

　　Pardon me, but is this stool taken!

　　What has four wheels and flies?

　　A rubbish bin!

　　What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

　　He just beetled off!

　　What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?

　　A pool table?

　　What lives in gum trees?

　　Stick insects!

　　How do we know that insects are so clever?

　　Because they always know when your eating outside!

　　What is the insect's favorite game?

　　Cricket!

　　關於短一點的英語笑話：Feeding the chickens

　　It was little Michael's first visit to the country, and feeding the chickens fascinated him.

　　Early one morning, Michael caught his first glimpse of a peacock strutting around in the yard.

　　Rushing indoors excitedly, Michael looked for his grandmother.

　　"Oh, Granny," he exclaimed, "one of the chickens is in bloom!"