關於比較簡單的英文小笑話

　　笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。互相講講笑話常常是人們用來放鬆身心的途徑之一。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：Two Brothers

　　Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother.

　　"You ask her," said Paul, age ten.

　　"No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have known her longer than I have."

　　兩兄弟

　　兩個小男孩想找他們的母親幫忙。

　　“你去找她。”十歲的保羅說。

　　“不，”九歲的羅伊說，“你去，你比我更早認識她。”

　　：Three Turtles

　　Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the

　　cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go

　　home and get the umbrella."

　　The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my coffee."

　　"We won't," the other two promised.

　　Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he

　　isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."

　　Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

　　三隻烏龜

　　三隻烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。於是

　　最大的那隻烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧。”

　　最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

　　“我們不喝，”另外兩隻烏龜答應說。

　　兩年後，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們

　　可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

　　正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”

　　：你的狗知道嗎?

　　Does Your Dog Know the Proverb?

　　Lady: Don't be afraid of the dog. You know the old proverb,

　　"A barking dog never bites."

　　Sam: You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?　

　　女士：別怕那隻狗，你知道那句老諺語吧，“會叫的狗不咬人。”

　　薩姆：你知道這個諺語，我也知道，但是你的狗知道嗎?