輕鬆生活英語笑話四則

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　輕鬆生活英語笑話：好視力

　　Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

　　律師：你說你離事故現場約有35英尺，你能看清多遠的東西?證人：這麼說吧，早上起床後我看見太陽，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬英里遠。

　　輕鬆生活英語笑話：三個人

　　A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man.""How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."

　　有一個人參觀墓地時見到一塊墓碑上寫著：“在這裡安息的是約翰凱利，一個律師，一個誠實的人。”“這是怎麼回事!”他叫了起來。“他們在一個墳墓了埋了三個人。”

　　輕鬆生活英語笑話：盡力而為就好

　　In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, "But Sir, I won’t live that long!"So the judge replied, "Don't worry, just do what you can!"

　　在法庭上，法官宣判某個罪犯要服三十年徒刑。犯人說：“不過庭上，我活不了那麼久啊!”法官說：“別擔心!你盡力而為就好。”

　　輕鬆生活英語笑話：醫生和律師

　　A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

　　"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

　　醫生和律師正在一個宴會上交談。他們的談話常被一些人打斷，那些人向醫生描述自己的病症，期望獲得免費的治療建議。如此這般一個鐘頭後，醫生有點惱火，於是他問律師：“如果不在辦公時間，你是怎麼阻止人們向你諮詢法律問題的?”

　　“我會給他們建議，”律師回答，“然後我會給他們寄去帳單”。醫生很震驚，但他還是決定這麼試一試。第二天，帶著點犯罪感，他準備了帳單。當他準備將它們放到郵箱裡時，發現了一張來自律師的帳單。