外國英語趣味笑話

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　　：所謂真正的“結婚禮物”

　　A friend of mine claims this happened to a friend of hers:

　　我的一個朋友告訴我，這件事發生在她的一個朋友的身上。

　　She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she，I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I’11 just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present.

　　她要去參加一個婚禮，需要帶一份結婚禮物，她一想，“啊!有了，我結婚的時候收到了一個刻有名字的銀盤，我還沒有用過，我可以去找銀匠，讓他磨掉我的名字換上我朋友的名字，就是它了!一個實惠的結婚禮物。”

　　So she took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith took a look at the tray，shook his head，and said，.Lady, you can only do this so many times!”

　　於是她帶著銀盤去找銀匠，問他能不能磨掉上面的名字，換上一個新的。銀匠看了看盤子，搖了搖頭說:“夫人，你已經這麼做了無數次了吧。”

　　：我們會在九點到五點之間到達

　　A Russian fellow has saved and saved and finally can purchase an automobile. He goes to the state store to order his car and is informed that it will be delivered in ten years. The man then asks:

　　一個俄國人不停地攢錢，最後他終於可以買車了，他來到了國營百貨店訂汽車，卻被告之:汽車io年後才會送到，於是這個男的問:

　　"Will it be here in the morning or the aftermoon?"

　　“會在上午還是下午送到?”

　　"Why are you concerned? It’s quite some time from now.”

　　“你有什麼可以擔心的呢?從現在起還很長的一段時間呢。”

　　"Because the plumber is coming in the morning.

　　“因為管子工會在早晨到。”

　　：亞伯拉罕.林肯現在做什麼

　　Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?

　　根據你從歷史書瞭解到的知識.你認為亞伯拉罕·林肯如果今天還活著的話，他會在做什麼呢?

　　***1***Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.

　　***1***寫有關美國內戰的回憶錄。

　　***2*** Advising the President.

　　***2***向總統提建議。

　　***3*** Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.

　　***3***在他的棺材裡拼命地抓_