關於兒童英語笑話小故事

　　笑話是民間口頭創作的一種體裁，它源自於百姓的普通生活，反映了百姓的生活狀況和精神狀態。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：His Fault 他的錯

　　Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.

　　Mother: How did he do it?

　　Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.

　　比利：媽媽，波比打壞了窗玻璃。

　　媽媽：他怎麼打的?

　　比利：我向他扔石頭，他躲開了。

　　：Like father, like son 

　　Son: Papa, what's the meaning of " Like father, like son"?

　　Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?

　　兒子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什麼意思呀?

　　父親：狗崽子，你在學校又幹什麼見不得人的事啦?

　　：They're Busy 他們很忙

　　One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

　　"May I speak to your parents? "

　　"They're busy. "

　　"Oh. Is anybody else there? "

　　"The police. "

　　"Can I speak to them?"

　　"They're busy. "

　　"Oh. Is anybody else there? "

　　"The firemen. "

　　"Can I speak to them? "

　　"They're busy. "

　　"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"

　　"Looking for me. "

　　電話鈴響了，小男孩接了電話。

　　“請你父母聽電話好嗎?”

　　“他們很忙。”

　　“噢，那家裡還有其他人嗎?”

　　“還有警察。”

　　“我可以和他們說話嗎?”

　　“他們很忙。”

　　“那還有其他人嗎?”

　　“還有消防員。”

　　“我可以和他們說話嗎?”

　　“他們也很忙。”

　　“請直接告訴我——你的父母、警察和消防員都在你家，但他們都很忙，他們到底在幹什麼?”

　　“在找我。”

　　：Tom's excuse 湯姆的藉口

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.

　　老師：湯姆，您為什麼每天上學遲到?

　　湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著：學校----慢行。

　　：我根本就看不見

　　After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returnedand said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

　　晚飯後，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房裡的燈是不是還開著呢?” 過了一會兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房裡太黑了，我根本就看不見。”