有關於爆笑英語笑話大全

　　英語笑話是人們生活中必不可少的調劑品，使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆。小編分享有關於爆笑英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　有關於爆笑英語笑話：A Girl's Wish 小女孩的願望

　　On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

　　在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學生的觀後感。班上最小的女孩說，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點兒，那麼他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。

　　有關於爆笑英語笑話：The Fish Net 魚網

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings, replied the little girl.

　　你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安? 老師發問道。

　　把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了，小女孩回答道。

　　有關於爆笑英語笑話：Big hands 大手

　　Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　Student: Big hands.

　　老師：如果我左手上有7個桔子，右手上有8個桔子。那麼我有什麼?

　　學生：大手。

　　有關於爆笑英語笑話：If I am a Manager

　　如果我是一個經理

　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – If I Am a Manager.

　　All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

　　I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer.

　　一天課上，老師要同學們以如果我是一個經理為題寫一篇作文。

　　所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什麼不寫。

　　我在等我的祕書。那孩子答道。

　　有關於爆笑英語笑話：Childrens' Minds

　　A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

　　Better to be safe than...punch a 5th grader.

　　Never underestimate the power of...termites.

　　You can lead a horse to water but...how?

　　Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty.

　　No news is... impossible.

　　A miss is as good as a... Mr.

　　You can't teach an old dog new... math.

　　If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning.

　　Love all, trust... me.

　　The pen is mightier than the... pigs.

　　An idle mind is... the best way to relax.

　　Where there's smoke there's... pollution.

　　A penny saved is... not much.

　　Don't put off till tomorrow what...you put on to go to bed.

　　Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... you have to blow your nose.

　　None are so blind as... Stevie Wonder.

　　Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.

　　If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.

　　You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.

　　When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way.