關於經典的英語冷笑話大全

　　凡對於以真話為笑話的，以笑話為真話的，以笑話為笑話的，只有一個方法：就是不說話。小編分享關於經典的英語冷笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　關於經典的英語冷笑話：神奇的嬰兒A magical baby

　　A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week?

　　B: That's impossible. Whose baby?

　　A: An elephant's.

　　關於經典的英語冷笑話：Go to the zoo

　　"My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two tickets: one to get in and one to get out."

　　關於經典的英語冷笑話：Not only... but also...

　　Student: My mom is not only fat but also thin, not only tall but also short.

　　Teacher: Is your mom "transformer"?

　　關於經典的英語冷笑話：Gorilla nostrils

　　Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

　　Because they have big fingers.

　　關於經典的英語冷笑話：Who jumps higher

　　Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

　　A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!