超精闢的英語冷笑話精選

　　我們對待科學應該嚴謹、一絲不苟，如果不懂裝懂，就可能鬧出指鹿為馬的笑話。小編精心收集了超精闢的英語冷笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　超精闢的英語冷笑話：A desendant of King Kong

　　1、Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king.

　　Boyfriend: I never knew you were a desendant of King Kong.

　    2、Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

　　Vincent: One dollar.

　　超精闢的英語冷笑話：Which machine can I use

　　1、A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

　　The trainer replied: "Use the ATM outside the gym!!!"

        2、A man had two goldfish, he named one of them "One" and the other "Two". He did this because...if one died, he'd still have two.

　　超精闢的英語冷笑話：Which part?

　　A: "I was born in California."

　　B: "Which part?"

　　A: "All of me."