兩人對話的英語小笑話

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　大夫的許諾

　　A guy spots his doctor in the shopping center. He stops and says. "Two months ago when I was in your office， you told me to go home，get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. "I didn't?"the doctor says."Then what are you doing out of bed?"

　　一個人在購物中心看見了給他看病的大夫，他叫住了大夫說:“兩個月前，我到你辦會室去看病，你讓我回來躺在床上，等你的電話。但你從來就沒打過電話.”

　　大夫說:“我沒打過電話嗎?那你下床幹什麼呢?”

　　篇二

　　判斷失誤

　　The owner visits his factory and is shocked to see a man leaning against a wall，drinking coffee, "How much do you make?" he demands.“Eighty dollars a day,“is the reply.The owner hands him $80 and says，“Get out,and don't come back!"

　　工廠的老闆下廠來檢查，他看見一個人倚著喝咖啡，這使他感到很吃驚。“你一天掙多少錢?"老闆問。"80美元一天。”那人回答。老闆遞給他80美元說;“你走吧，不要再來上班了。”

　　Two minutes later the foreman comes in and asks,"Where's the delivery man who was just here?"

　　兩分鐘後，工頭進來問:“剛才在這兒的郵遞員哪兒去了?”

　　篇三

　　幫倒忙

　　"I'll need to see your license and registration,"says the highway patrolman after stopping a middle-aged couple."You were speeding.”

　　高速公路上的警察攔住了一對中年夫婦，說:“我要看看你的駕駛證和車證，你超速了.”

　　"But，officer,"says the husband, "I was way under the speed limit.”

　　“可是，長官，我一直在限制以下的速度開車。”大夫說。

　　"Sir, you were doing 63 in a 55 Zone.”

　　“先生，你在限速55英里的地區開到了63英里。”

　　"I was not speeding!"insists the man. 'Your radar gun must be broken. "

　　“我沒有超速，”那個人堅特說:“你的雷達掃瞄一定有問題了。”

　　At this point, the wife leans over. "It''s no use arguing with him, officer,"she says apologetically."He always gets this stubborn when he's been drinking."

　　這時，他的老婆湊了上來:“警察先生，你不用跟他爭論了，”她帶著抱歉的口氣說:“每一次喝酒，他就變得這麼固執。”