初三英語小笑話故事短文閱讀

　　笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。小編整理了初三英語小笑話故事短文，歡迎閱讀!

　　初三英語小笑話故事短文篇一

　　Half-lost

　　同往常一樣，我和朋友外出去跑步。我戴上了我的新皮手套。我告訴我的朋友，這副手套我是花50美元買的.戴上這新的暖融融的手套，很快我就感到兩手出汗了.我把手套摘了下來，放進了口袋裡。望著蔚藍的天空，我的情緒特別好。所以，一路上我和朋友追逐著。

　　I started my uaual running with my friend as I put on my new leather gloves.I told my friend that they cost me 50 dollars. As I felt that my hands were sweating inside the new, warm gloves on the way, I took them off and tucked them into my pockets. The sky was so blue and I was in a good mood，so 1 chased my friend on the road.

　　十分鐘後，當我再想戴手套時，卻發現口袋裡空了。我感到十分沮喪.

　　Ten minutes later when I was going to wear them again, I suddenly realised that my pockets were empty. I felt greatly distressed.

　　後來，我和朋友一起順著原路找手套，在路邊我們找到了一隻。

　　Later，my friend was willing to retrace the route with me，and we found one glove along the road.

　　我的朋友說:“其不錯，現在你只丟了25美元。”

　　"Wow !"said my friend,”now you have only lost $25."

　　初三英語小笑話故事短文篇二

　　給予重視

　　Whenever my husband, Ben, does minor work on the car，he invites our six-year-old grandson, Jake，to help.

　　每當我丈夫貪，給汽車進行大檢修時，他總是叫我們六歲的孫子傑克來幫助.

　　One day，Jake's Daddy asked him, "What does Grandpa pay you for all that help you give him?"

　　有一天，傑克的爸爸問他:“你幫爺爺幹了那麼多的活，他給了你點什麼?”

　　Hands on hips，Jake Looked at his Daddy in the eye and replied，"Grandpa pays me attention.”

　　傑克雙手放在屁股上，緊盯著爸爸的眼睛，回答說:“爺爺給了我足夠的重視.”

　　初三英語小笑話故事短文篇三

　　總是錯誤

　　At a convention in Washington, D. C.，I met a man who was visiting from a rural community. One night, he got into a taxicab and saw the name Allah on the dashboard.Unaccustomed to the cultural diversity of the city，he asked the driver，“Is that your name?" Shocked, the driver responded，”No. That is the god I worship!"

　　在華盛頓特區參加會議時，我遇到了一位從農村來的參觀者.有一天，他坐上了出租汽車，看見在車蓋上寫著一個名字—阿拉。由於不熟悉城鄉間的文化差異，他問司機，

　　“這是你的名字嗎?"司機感到很吃驚，回答說:“不，這是我所崇拜的神。”

　　Embarrassed，the visitor was determined not to make the same mistake again. The next time he got into a cab，he noticed a crown on the dashboard，and he asked the driver，"Is that a religious symbol?"

　　這件事使得那位參觀者感到很尷尬，他打定主意，絕不再犯類似的錯誤。當他又一次乘坐計程車時，他注意到汽車儀表裝置臺上有個皇冠圖樣的東西，他便問司機，“那是個宗

　　教的象徵嗎?”

　　"No,"the driver responded. "It's an air freshener."

　　“不是，”司機說:“那是空氣調節器。”