有關小學生英語笑話精選

　　近年來在網際網路上流行起一種新的語言現象——冷笑話。它成為了新時期人們的茶餘飯後的搞笑談資。小編精心收集了有關小學生英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　有關小學生英語笑話：Its His Fault 是他的錯

　　Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.

　　Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden - and be good."

　　"Yes, Mummy." the two boys answered, and they went out.

　　They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen, "Mummy, " he said, "Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allens' house."

　　"He's a bad boy," his mother said. "How did he break it?"

　　"I threw a stone at him," Billy answered,"and he quickly ducked.".

　　比利和波比是兩兄弟，兩人經常打架。

　　上個星期六，他們的媽媽對他們說：“我現在要做午飯了。去，到花園去玩吧，別淘氣。”

　　“是，媽媽。”兩個男孩回答，然後他們就出去了。

　　他們在花園裡玩了半個小時，然後比利跑進了廚房。“媽媽，”他說：“ 波比打碎了艾倫太太家的窗玻璃。”

　　“他是個壞孩子。”他媽媽說。“他是怎麼把玻璃打碎的?”

　　“我朝他扔了一塊石子，”比利回答：“他蹲下了。”

　　有關小學生英語笑話：A Useful Way 一個有效的方法

　　Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

　　Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

　　Father: What's that got to do with it?

　　Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

　　爸爸：傑克，你幹嘛喝這麼多水呀?

　　傑克：我剛才吃了個蘋果，爸爸。

　　爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什麼關係呢?

　　傑克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。

　　有關小學生英語笑話：A Present 凱特的禮物

　　Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

　　凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什麼生日禮物嗎? 媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什麼呀? 凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。 媽媽：可是我已經有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。 凱特：不，你沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。

　　有關小學生英語笑話：The Reason of being Late

　　Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

　　Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost***路牌，路標*** says, 'School -- GoSlow'.

　　有關小學生英語笑話：Tragedy

　　George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy." So George W. asks the class for an example of a tragedy.

　　One boy stands up and says, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

　　"No," says Bush, "that would be an accident."

　　A girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killingeveryone involved, that would be a tragedy."

　　"I'm afraid not," explains the President. "That's what we would call a Great Loss."

　　The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room and asks, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

　　Finally, in the back of the room, Johnny raises his hand and in a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up tosmithereens***碎片*** , that would be a tragedy."

　　"That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asks the President.

　　"Well," Johnny says, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure as hell***很，非常***wouldn't be a Great Loss."