關於少年兒童英語笑話

　　笑話是一種目的在於刺激人發笑的民間敘事文學。在日常生活中對人們的工作和學習起著很重要的作用。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：Cow giving birth

　　Uncle Jon was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old Great Nephew, James, standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the whole event.

　　Uncle Jon thought to himself: "Great, now I'm gonna have to explain the 'birds and bees' to him. Well, no need to jump the gun. I'll just wait and see if he has any questions, and I'll just answer them as best I can."

　　After Uncle Jon finished helping the cow with her birthing, he walked over to James and asked him: "Do you have any questions about what you seen here tonight?"

　　"Just one," the little boy whispered, eyes still wide with wonder. "How fast was that calfgoing when he hit the cow?"

　　：I'm ashamed of you

　　"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!"

　　"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."

　　The mother stated emphatically, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."

　　The boy quickly replied, "What good would that have done? My aim is much better than yours."

　　：Sucking her thumb

　　A little girl loved sucking her thumb very much... Even though she was now five years old, she hadn't stopped the bad habit.

　　In an effort to break the habie, her mother lied to her, and told her that her stomach wouldswell and eventually burst if she didn't stop sucking her thumb. The lie scared the little girl so much that she stopped sucking her thumb immediately.

　　A month later, an old friend of the family's, who was pregnant, stopped by for a visit. When the little girl walked into the room to greet her she stopped suddenly and stared at the woman's belly. After some hesitation, she greeted the old friend.

　　The lady noticed the little girl's hesitation and sai, "Hi! I guess you are wondering where I've been, aren't you?"

　　The little girl answered, "Not exactly, I know what you've been doing and you better stop it fast."

　　：Kindergarten

　　I am a Kindergarten teacher at our church's small private school. My seven year old son also attends there.

　　One morning during the first week of school, my son ran up and gave me a big hug and kiss.

　　One of the new Kindergarten students witnessed this and she asked me: "Is that your son?"

　　I answered, "yes."

　　She looked at me with wide-eyed awe and asked, "Does he know you're a TEACHER?"

　　：Mixed Doubles 混合雙打

　　Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

　　Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.

　　Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

　　Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, ’’

　　體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎?

　　尼克：見過，老師，經常見。就在昨天夜裡我還見過呢?

　　老師：你給大家講講當時的情形吧。

　　尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常說，家醜不可外揚。