關於少兒英文笑話閱讀

　　笑話是日常生活中常見的一種幽默。在緊張的學習生活中，適當的英語笑話閱讀能夠讓小學生更加放鬆有效地學習。小編整理了關於少兒英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於少兒英文笑話：Dog with a hurt paw

　　A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.

　　"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.

　　The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor."

　　"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?" said the little one.

　　"How do you mean?" asked the Grandma.

　　"Offer someone a helping hand," said the little girl, "and they f**k you every time!"

　　關於少兒英文笑話：Baby brother

　　A couple took their granddaughter to the hospital to visit her mommy and new baby brother.

　　She was fascinated as she touched his tiny fingers and toes. But, when she spotted the baby's name tag on his ankle, she exclaimed, "Oh, look, Mommy! They left the price tag on."

　　關於少兒英文笑話：Strawberries

　　A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer.

　　A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him stop at the corner and asked, "What've you got in your truck?"

　　"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.

　　"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.

　　"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.

　　"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."

　　關於少兒英文笑話：Saying my prayers

　　A grandfather was walking past his young granddaughter's room one night when he saw herkneeling beside her bed, with head bowed and hands folded, repeating the alphabet.

　　"What are you doing?" he asked her.

　　She explained, "I'm saying my prayers, but I couldn't think of just what I wanted to say. So I'm just saying all the letters of the alphabet, and God can put them together however he thinks best."

　　關於少兒英文笑話：Quite class

　　The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes.

　　When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet.

　　She was shocked and stunned and said, "I've never seen anything like it before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well-behaved and quiet?"

　　Finally, after much urging, a little girl said, "Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead!!"