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　　：一隻青蛙的真命天女

　　The Girl in A Frog’s Life

　　A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

　　His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him， "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who willwant to know everything about you."

　　The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

　　"No," says the psychic, "In biology class."

　　【中文譯文】

　　一隻青蛙的真名天女

　　一隻孤單的青蛙致電占卜熱線詢問他的未來會怎麼樣。

　　他的私人巫師顧問告訴他：“你會遇到一個想了解有關你的一切的美麗年輕的女孩。”

　　青蛙很激動，說：“那太好了!我會在派對上和她邂逅嗎?”青蛙呱呱地叫。

　　“不，”巫師說，“是在生物課上。”

　　：How do I get the gum out?

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I‘m meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

　　當空中小姐給乘客們發口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助於他們防止耳鳴。飛機著陸後，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎麼才能把口香糖從耳朵裡面取出來呢?”

　　：A physics Examination

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates

　　were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then

　　hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　一次物理考試

　　在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。

　　這個問題是：為什麼在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲?

　　尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在後。

　　：開卷考試

　　On the day of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria, Calif., we heard that the bookstore had changed its policy and would buy back our business-management textbooks. Before class, several of us dashed over to the store and sold our books. We were seated and waiting for the test when our professor announced that considering the difficulty of the final, it would be an open-book exam.

　　我在加利福尼亞的聖瑪麗亞市一所社群大學讀書。期末考試那天，聽說書店在回購我們的工商管理課本。考試前，我們幾個趕忙跑到書店把書賣了，隨後，我們坐在教室裡等著考試。這時候教授宣佈：考慮到試題的難度，今天的考試我們決定開卷。