英語笑話故事帶翻譯閱讀

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　　英語笑話故事帶翻譯：我根本就看不見

　　After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

　　晚飯後，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房裡的燈是不是還開著呢?” 過了一會兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房裡太黑了，我根本就看不見。”

　　英語笑話故事帶翻譯：我把丈夫變成了百萬富翁

　　A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."

　　“我把丈夫變成了一個百萬富翁。”一個女人告訴她的朋友。

　　"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

　　“那他結婚前是什麼樣的呢?”朋友問。

　　The woman replied, "A billionaire."

　　“那時他是個千萬富翁。”

　　英語笑話故事帶翻譯：Christmas Eve Service

　　平安夜禮拜

　　Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and Ifound some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit,shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near theend!"

　　就在我開始平安夜禱告時，教堂停電了。教堂裡的接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周圍。然後我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記後，我說：“剛才我講到哪兒了?”傳來一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了!”

　　英語笑話故事帶翻譯：True or False

　　One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"

　　一天一個年輕的商人問他女朋友：“親愛的，如果我破產了你還會嫁給我嗎?”

　　"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.

　　“當然會。”女孩堅定的回答。

　　"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.

　　“你是說真的嗎?”他問道。

　　"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.

　　“這正是我想問你的問題。”女孩說。