初一英語笑話短文閱讀

　　笑話是內容豐富並具有出乎意料結尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關於民族性格的笑話等。本文是初一英語笑話短文，希望對大家有幫助!

　　初一英語笑話短文：誰的父親更強壯

　　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.”

　　Bill wasn't impressed, “Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!”

　　誰的父親更強壯

　　威爾和比爾在為誰的父親更強壯而爭吵。 威爾說： “ 喏，你知道太平洋嗎?就是我爸爸為它挖的洞。”

　　比爾不屑一顧： “ 噢，那沒什麼。你知道死海嗎?那是我爸爸殺死的。 ”

　　初一英語笑話短文：What a big deal

　　A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

　　Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come toinstall the phone."

　　一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室裡，看到有一個人在外面，於是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個大數字，好像在談一筆大買賣。

　　到了最後，他終於掛了電話，問來訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個人回答，“我是來給你安裝電話的。”

　　初一英語笑話短文：Who was the first Man?

　　A teacher said to her class:

　　"Who was the first man?"

　　“George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly.

　　"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.

　　"Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen."

　　But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

　　"Well," said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?"

　　"I don't know what his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him."

　　有個老師問班上的學生：

　　“誰是第一個男人?”

　　“喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當即叫道。

　　“你怎麼知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?”老師問道，寬容地微笑著。

　　小男孩說：“因為他是戰時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。”

　　這時一個大點兒的男孩舉起手來。

　　“那麼，”老師對他說，“你認為誰是第一個男人呢?”

　　“我不知道他的名字，”大點兒的男孩說，“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因為歷史書上說，喬治·華盛頓取了一個寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個男人。”

　　初一英語笑話短文：It's part of the game

　　Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.

　　媽媽：瑪麗，你為什麼這樣大喊大叫的? 為什麼不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢?你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。 瑪麗：媽媽，艾迪當然不會出聲了，因為我們倆正在玩爸爸回家遲到的遊戲呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。

　　初一英語笑話短文：A burglar 入室盜竊者

　　A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

　　"You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.

　　"No, no, no." said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years."

　　一個人來到警察局想和昨天潛入他家偷盜的賊聊聊，警察告訴他說，“你在法庭上會有這個機會的。”

　　“不，不，不”，這個人說，“我就是想知道他是如何做到潛入我家並且還能不驚醒我的老婆，我已經努力好多年了都沒能做到這點。”