初中英語短篇笑話帶翻譯

　　英語笑話幽默話語分析的理論不斷推陳出新,但是對於把英語作為外語學習的中國讀者而言,文化因素在解讀幽默的過程中扮演著更加重要的角色。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　篇一

　　Big hands 大手

　　Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　Student: Big hands.

　　老師：如果我左手上有7個桔子，右手上有8個桔子。那麼我有什麼?

　　學生：大手。

　　篇二

　　Who Is the Laziest 誰最懶

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　Tom: I don't know, father.

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

　　Tom: Our teacher, father.

　　父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶?

　　湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。

　　父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?

　　湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

　　篇三

　　一場特殊的足球比賽

　　Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

　　"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

　　"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

　　麥克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說：“對不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因為我在夢裡觀看了一場球賽。”

　　“為什麼它會讓你遲到呢?”老師問道。

　　“因為這兩個隊都沒有能力獲勝，所以就持續的時間長了。”麥克回答說。

　　篇四

　　Like father, like son 有其父必有其子

　　Son: Papa, what's the meaning of " Like father, like son"?

　　Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?

　　兒子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什麼意思呀?

　　父親：狗崽子，你在學校又幹什麼見不得人的事啦?

　　篇五

　　They're Busy 他們很忙

　　One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

　　"May I speak to your parents? "

　　"They're busy. "

　　"Oh. Is anybody else there? "

　　"The police. "

　　"Can I speak to them?"

　　"They're busy. "

　　"Oh. Is anybody else there? "

　　"The firemen. "

　　"Can I speak to them? "

　　"They're busy. "

　　"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"

　　"Looking for me. "

　　電話鈴響了，小男孩接了電話。

　　“請你父母聽電話好嗎?”

　　“他們很忙。”

　　“噢，那家裡還有其他人嗎?”

　　“還有警察。”

　　“我可以和他們說話嗎?”

　　“他們很忙。”

　　“那還有其他人嗎?”

　　“還有消防員。”

　　“我可以和他們說話嗎?”

　　“他們也很忙。”

　　“請直接告訴我——你的父母、警察和消防員都在你家，但他們都很忙，他們到底在幹什麼?”

　　“在找我。”