簡單英語笑話帶翻譯大全

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權和專制制度的有力武器。本文是簡單英語笑話帶翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!

　　簡單英語笑話帶翻譯：I am his second wife 我就是他的第二太太

　　A rich man and his wife went into a shop to buy a bracelet. Neither of them was very young.

　　They looked at a lot of beautiful bracelets, and after half an hour there were two which they looked like very much, but they had not yet been able to choose between them. One of them was very expensive, and the other was quite a lot cheaper.

　　Of course, the shopkeeper wanted to sell them the more expensive one, because then he would get more money from them, so he said to the lady, "Oh, go on. Spend his money, if you don't he will only spend it on his second wife." For several seconds nobody said a word, and then the lady said angrily, "I am his second wife."

　　一位富人和妻子到一家商店買手鐲。兩人都老大不小了。

　　他們看了好多漂亮的手鐲，選了半個小時，其中有兩隻看起來相似。但在這兩隻當中，要哪一隻，英語小故事他們仍舉棋不定。一隻很貴，另一隻要便宜得多。

　　當然，店老闆想把貴的賣給他們，因為賣貴的可以從它們手裡賺更多的錢。於是，店老闆對那位太太說：“哦，就買這隻吧，他的錢你就花把。要是你不花，拿錢可能用在第二個太太身上了。”沉默了好幾秒鐘，這位太太面露不悅地說：“我就是他的第二個太太。”

　　簡單英語笑話帶翻譯：我當時還不缺錢

　　Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.

　　"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."

　　"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"

　　"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."

　　一個看起來很難受的窮人走進大夫的診室。

　　“大夫!”他說，“幫幫我!一個月前我吞了一分硬幣!”

　　“天哪，”大夫說，“早幹嘛去了?你當時怎麼不來看?”

　　“實話告訴您吧，大夫，”窮人說，“我當時還不缺錢!”

　　簡單英語笑話帶翻譯：Generous husband 慷慨的老公

　　In order to prevent myself from being burnt by the hot sun in summer, I talked again and again with my husband that we should buy a car of our own.

　　In the evening. I tried to persuade my husband and said: "Everyday I have to go to work by bike in the hot sun and I am getting blacker and blacker like a coal ball. If getting on a bus, it is always too crowded, so I want to buy a…"

　　My husband interrupted me quickly and said: "If you want to, just buy it, and it costs a little to buy a sunbonnet***太陽帽***, so you need not to talk it over with me."

　　為了躲避夏日的烈日，我不止一次地和老公說過要買一輛私家車的事。

　　晚上，我又試探性地勸老公說：”我每天騎車上班，我都快被晒成煤球了;坐公共汽車又太擁擠，我還是想買一…”

　　老公趕快打斷我說：“想買就買吧，一頂太陽帽也費不了多少錢，這事不必同我商量了。”

　　簡單英語笑話帶翻譯：僱主和僱員

　　Workman: "Mr. Brown, I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I have just been married." Employer: "Very sorry, my dear man, but I can't help you. For accidents which happen to our workmen outside the factory we are not responsible."

　　工人：“布朗先生，我想請您給我加一點工資。我剛剛結了婚。” 僱主：“非常抱歉，老兄，但是我無能為力。對工人在廠外發生的事故我們概不負責。”

　　簡單英語笑話帶翻譯：兩顆番茄

　　Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato walked fast. The second one asked, "Where are we going?" The first tomato has no answer, the second tomato asked again. The tomato has no answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly,said: "We are not tomatoes? We can talk?"

　　兩顆番茄去逛街，第一顆番茄突然走得很快，第二顆番茄就問：“我們要去哪裡?” 第一顆番茄沒有回答，第二顆番茄又問了一次。 第一顆番茄還沒回答，所以第二顆番茄又問了一次。 第一顆番茄終於慢慢轉頭說：“我們不是番茄嗎?我們會說話嗎?”