英語笑話加翻譯

　　笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。下面是小編帶來的英語幽默笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語幽默笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　個人理財***雙語閱讀***

　　A silvedess mon goes fast ihrough the market.

　　身上無錢，市場疾行

　　There once was a rich man who was near deeth. He wru very grieved because he had worked so hard for his numey. So he began to pray Lhat he rmght he ahle to take some of his weakh with him.

　　曾經有一個富人快要死了，他租傷心，因為為了錢他才拼命工作，他想把錢帶著一起上天堂，因此他開始祈禱懇求他能隨身帶一些財產.

　　A:Sorry,but you car't take your wealth with you.

　　對不起.你不能帶走財產。

　　B:Could you speakto Cod to see if he might hend the rules?

　　你跟上帝說說情吧，看能否網開一面?

　　***Then he continue to pray his wealth could follow him,and the angel reappears.***

　　他繼續祈禱能帶上財產，天使又出現了。

　　A:The Cod has decided to allow you to take one suitcase with yourself.

　　上帝允許你隨身帶一個手提箱。

　　***Overjoyed.the man gaLhers his largest suitcase and fills it,with pure gold bar s and places it beside his hed.Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Catea of Heaven to greet St.Peter. Peter sees the suit-case.

　　富人欣喜若狂，拿了他最大的手提箱，裡面裝滿了金條，然後放在床邊。不久這個富人死了，出現在天堂門口向聖彼得致意。聖稜得看到了那隻手提箱。***

　　C:Hold on. you can't bnng thatin here!

　　放下，你不能把那東西帶到這兒來。

　　B:But I have pennjssion and you can verify ny stcuy with the Lord.

　　但是我已經得到丁許可，你可以到上帝那兒證實一下。

　　C:You are rigt.You are allowed orie carry-on hag. Bm i'm supposed to check it's contents before letting through.

　　沒錯，你可以帶一隻手提箱，但我要檢查一下里面是什麼東西才能放行。

　　B：OK.

　　好的。

　　***Then he opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found to precious to leave behind.

　　於是聖彼得開啟手提箱檢查那位富人捨不得留在塵世間的寶貝。***

　　C:You bought our pavement?!

　　你把我們這兒鋪地磚帶來了?!

　　英語幽默笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　八卦娛樂圈***雙語閱讀***

　　Be on your guard when people flatter you.

　　有人吹捧你的時候，千萬要當心。

　　Harry saw an ad in a window.It said:"Wanted.The Beat Salesman in the World.Top pay." I'm a eTeat salesman. Harry told himself.I can sell anything. PIl go in and ask for Lhat job. He wem into Lhe build-ing and spoke ro the manager.

　　哈里在櫥窗上看到一則廣告。上面寫著：“招聘世界上最好的售貨員，報酬優厚。”我是一名了不起的售貨員，哈里自言自語，任何東西我都能賣出去，我要進去應聘這份工作。他走進大樓去和經理說這件事。

　　A:I'm the besl salesman in the world.Give me the job.

　　我是世界上最好的售貨員，把這份工作給我吧。

　　B:You must prove you're the best.

　　你必須證明你是最好的。

　　A:I'll pass every test you give me.

　　我會通過你給我的每一次考驗的。

　　B:Good

　　好。

　　The manager took a box of candy out of his desk.

　　經理從桌子裡取出一箱糖果。***

　　B:Last week,I bought a thousand boxes of this candy. If you can sell them all before the end of the week,you can have the job.

　　我上星期買了IOOO箱這種糖果。如果你能在週末之前把這些全賣出去，你就能得到這份工作。

　　A:That's easy.

　　這很簡單。

　　*** He took the hox of candy and left the office.Every day and all day.,he went from shop to shop, trying to sell boxes of the candy. He couldn't sell one. The can dy was so bad he couldn't even give it away.

　　他拿著這箱糖果離開了辦公室。每天從早到晚，他從這家店走到那家店，竭力想賣出這1000箱糖果。結果他一箱也沒賣出去。糖果質量太差，以至於送人都沒人要。***

　　A: I'm sorry, sir, I was wrong about myself. I'm not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is.

　　很抱歉，先生，我搞錯了。我不是世界上最好的售貨員，但我知道誰是最好的。

　　B:Oh. Who?

　　哦，是誰?

　　A:The person who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy.

　　是把這1000箱糖果賣給你的人。

　　英語幽默笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　Curiosity killed a cat.

　　愛管閒事，自己吃虧。

　　Jack's father and the professor are talking about Jack.

　　傑克的爸爸正在和教授談論傑克。

　　A:Why did you fail Jack in his examination, and tell him he would have to leave the university?

　　你為什麼給傑克不及格並讓他必須退學?

　　B:Because he really cannot continue his study in the univversity.

　　因為他確實不能在大學裡繼續他的學業了。

　　A:But he is a good boy. If you let him pass this time. I'm sure he will make a progress next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.

　　可他是一個好孩子。如果這次您能讓他過關，明年他一定會大有長進，而且在年終的時候能夠非常出色地通過考試。

　　B:No,too,that's quite impossible! Do you know, last monthI a sked him when Napoleon died, and he didn't know!

　　不，木行，那是根本不可能的，你知道不知道，上個月我問他拿破崙足什麼時候去世的，可他居然會不知道。

　　A:Please sir,give him another chance. You see.Iam afraid w e don't take any newspapers in our house, so none of us even knew that Na- poleon was ill recently.

　　先生，請再給他一次機會吧。您要知道，恐怕是因為我們家裡沒有訂報紙吧，所以我們全家甚至沒有一人知道拿破崙最近得了病。