英語短笑話加翻譯欣賞

　　編撰笑話是項智力活動,它需要編撰者有靈光一閃的獨特思維。下面是小編帶來的英語短笑話加翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語短笑話加翻譯篇一

　　A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.

　　He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

　　"All right, son," asked the father, "What does that show you?"

　　"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."

　　一位父親打算讓自己的兒子知道酒精有多麼可怕。

　　他把分別把兩隻蟲子放到一杯清水和一杯威士忌裡做對比。清水裡蟲子安然無恙，結果威士忌裡的蟲子蜷縮了幾下就掛掉了。

　　"所以，兒子啊，"父親問道，"得出什麼結論?"

　　"恩，這說明，你只要喝酒的話，肚裡就不會長蟲了!"

　　英語短笑話加翻譯篇二

　　Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.

　　"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."

　　"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"

　　"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."

　　中文翻譯：

　　一個看起來很難受的窮人走進大夫的診室。

　　"大夫!"他說，"幫幫我!一個月前我吞了一分硬幣!"

　　"天哪，"大夫說，"早幹嘛去了?你當時怎麼不來看?"

　　"實話告訴您吧，大夫，"窮人說，"我當時還不缺錢!"

　　英語短笑話加翻譯篇三

　　Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?

　　Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

　　男孩：嗨，我們之前是不是約會過，是一次還是兩次，我忘記了。

　　女孩：應該只有一次吧，我從不犯兩次同樣的錯誤。

　　英語短笑話加翻譯篇四

　　In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"

　　"To be deaf," replied the boy.

　　"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.

　　"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.

　　在一次音樂學院的入學考試中，老師問其中一個男孩："音樂家最重要的生理素質是什麼?" "耳聾，"男孩答道。

　　"胡說!"老師氣憤地說。

　　"怎麼了，先生!難道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音樂家貝多芬是個聾子嗎?"男孩輕蔑地反問道。

　　英語短笑話加翻譯篇五

　　A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month." Bartender: "That should make you happy."

　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　一個男人坐在酒吧裡，傷心至極。

　　酒吧招待："你怎麼了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"

　　男人："我們吵了一架，她說一個月都不跟我說話。"

　　酒吧招待："那你應該高興才是啊!"

　　男人："不，今天是這個月的最後一天。"