較短的英文笑話閱讀5篇

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　　較短的英文笑話閱讀篇一

　　Difference 區別

　　Jane: What is the difference between electricity and lighting1?

　　Mary: One must pay electricity dues, the other needn't.

　　簡：電與閃電有什麼區別?

　　瑪麗：一個收電費，一個不收費。

　　較短的英文笑話閱讀篇二

　　Not our own food 不是我們自己的食品

　　Two boys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. The bartender says, "Sorry , but you can't eat your own food here." The two boys look at each other and swap1 lunches.

　　兩個男孩走進酒吧，坐下來吃他們自己的午飯，酒吧的招待對他們說：“對不起，你們不能吃自己的食品。”這兩個人相互看了一眼，交換了他們的午飯。

　　較短的英文笑話閱讀篇三

　　A Funnier Story 一個更有趣的故事

　　Mr William was1 deaf2, but he didn't like people to know this. One evening he asked some friends to dinner. While3 they were sitting together after dinner, one of his friends told a funny story. Everyone laughed, and Mr William laughed, too. He said5, "That was a funny story, but I know a funnier one." So he began his story. When it ended, everyone laughed louder thanever4. Mr William himself6 smiled happily7. But he didn't know he had8 told the very story that his friend had just told.

　　威廉先生耳聾，可是他不願讓別人知道。一天晚上他請一些朋友吃飯。當飯後他們坐在一起時，一位朋友講了一個很有趣的故事。大家都笑了，威廉先生也笑了。他說，“這是一個挺有趣的故事，可是我還知道一個更有趣的。”於是他開始講自己的故事。當故事結束時，大家笑得更厲害了。威廉先生自己也開心地笑了。可是他不知道，他講的故事正是剛才他朋友講的那個故事。

　　較短的英文笑話閱讀篇四

　　The Bait 誘餌

　　Mr Smith telephoned the doctor in the middle of the night.

　　"Come quickly, Doctor, You know that my wife1 sleeps with her mouth open. Well , a mouse has run inside2 her!"

　　"I will be with you in about ten minutes," replied3 the doctor. "Until4 I arrive, try holding a piece of cheese in front of her mouth. This may bring the mouse out."

　　When the doctor arrived, Mr Smith was5 not holding a piece of cheese. He was holding a fish in front of his wife's mouth.

　　"What are you doing", asked the doctor. "A mouse doesn't like a fish."

　　"I know," said6 Mr Smith, "But we have to get a cat at first."

　　史密斯先生在半夜裡給醫生打電話。

　　“醫生，快來啊!你知道我妻子習慣張著嘴睡覺，結果一隻老鼠鑽進去了。”

　　“我十分鐘後到，”醫生回答，“在我到達之前，試著在她嘴面前拿一片幹乳酪，也許會把老鼠引出來。”

　　當醫生到達時，史密斯先生不是拿一片幹乳酪，而是在妻子嘴前拿著一條魚。

　　“你這是幹什麼呀?”醫生說道，“老鼠不喜歡吃魚。”

　　“這我知道，”史密斯先生說，“可我得先把貓引出來。”

　　較短的英文笑話閱讀篇五

　　The Day off from work 丈夫休息在家

　　My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry1 about the house.

　　I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, carried out his popcorn2 bowl from the previous night's football viewing，washed the breakfast dishes, wiped the coffee he'd spilled and ironed his shirts. Seeing a thoughtful3 look on his face, I wondered if he was beginning to realize just how much unnecessary work he created for me. Maybe he would offer to help. "A penny for your thoughts," I said.

　　"I was thinking," he replied, "that one of the things I like best about you is how you always find ways to keep yourself busy."

　　丈夫今天放假，就在家看著我忙家務活兒。

　　我撿起他的髒衣服，收拾好他的皮鞋，拿走前一天晚上他看橄欖球時吃過爆米花的碗，洗了盛早餐的盤子，擦乾淨他濺出來的咖啡，熨好了他的襯衫。看到他臉上露出沉思的表情，我不知道他是不是意識到他給我帶來了多少不必要做的家務活。也許他會來幫忙。“你在呆呆的尋思什麼呢?“我說。

　　“我正在想，“他回答，“我最喜歡你的一點是你總是不讓自己閒著。”