經典英語笑話簡訊精選

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　　A Wild Guess

　　Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling over the edge. Excited at his discovery, he ran down the street yelling, "Eureka, eureka!" The instructor asked if anyone knew what that meant.

　　One student stood up and answered, "I'm naked ! I'm naked!"

　　Notes:

　　***1*** draw the class into discussion引導全班討論

　　***2*** principle n.原理

　　***3*** displacement n. 排水量

　　***4*** spill v.***指液體或粉末***溢位;灑出

　　***5*** yell v.叫;喊

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文回答下列問題：

　　① What subject did the prefer teach?

　　②Z How was he trying to draw the class into discussion?

　　③ Where was Archimede having a bath?

　　④ What did he notice when Archimede was having a bath?

　　⑤ What does "eureka" mean?

　　奇猜異想

　　我們的物理教授千方百計引導我們討論阿基米德的排水原理。他告訴我們阿基米德去公共浴池洗澡，他進入池子，發現水漲高了，溢位池沿。他對這一發現十分激動，跑到街上高叫：“Eureka，Eureka!”教授問我們誰知道他喊的是什麼意思。

　　一個學生站起來答道：“我光屁股啦，我光屁股啦!”

　　練習參考答案：

　　① Physics.

　　② He told a story about Achimede.

　　③ At the public bathhouse.

　　④ He noticed that when he got into the pool, the water rose spilling over the edge.

　　⑤ It means "I have found it"

　　經典英語笑話簡訊閱讀

　　Until Theyre Free

　　Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the cheaper they are."

　　"'is that so?" said my father-in-law." Then just keep loading them on my truck until they're free.

　　Notes:

　　***1*** landscaping n.庭院佈置

　　***2*** brick-yard n.磚場

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文判斷下列句子正***T***、***F***：

　　① My father-in-law wanted to do some front-yard landscaping.

　　② He went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick.

　　③ The salesclerk meant that the bricks could be free of charge if a customer bought in large quantities.

　　④ Hearing the salesclerk' words, my father-in-law was very glad.

　　⑤ My father-in-law used a truck to carry the bricks.

　　直到免費為止

　　我岳父打算買些磚來修整一下後院。他到磚廠拉磚，當問到磚價時，售貨員回答說：“買得越多，價格越低。”

　　“真的嗎?”我岳父說，“那麼往我的卡車上猛裝吧，一直裝到免費為止。”

　　練習參考答案：

　　①F②T③F④T⑤T

　　經典英語笑話簡訊學習

　　To Borrow an Ox

　　Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words.

　　One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.

　　After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, "OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.

　　Notes:

　　***1*** he pretended to be reading it他假裝讀著字條。

　　***2*** pretend to do佯裝做

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文回答下列問題：

　　① When did the story take place?

　　② What problem did the rich man have?

　　③ What did his friend want to borrow from him?

　　④ Who took the note to the rich man?

　　⑤ The rich man made a fool of himself, didn't he?

　　借公牛一用

　　從前，有個人很富有，但他不識字。 一天，他的一位朋友想向他借一頭公牛，便寫了個條，讓僕人送到富人那裡。

　　僕人把條子給了富人。富人便假裝看了一會兒，然後說道：“好啦，我知道了。回去告訴你的主人，我馬上自己過去。”

　　練習參考答案：

　　① A long time ago.

　　② He didn't know and words.

　　③ An ox.

　　④ The servant.

　　⑤ Yes, he did.