簡短英語小笑話閱讀

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　　簡短英語小笑話：您說我該怎麼辦?

　　A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .

　　一位男子來到醫生的辦公室。“醫生，每次我喝咖啡，我的右眼都有刺痛感。您說我該怎麼辦?”他問道。

　　"Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.

　　“把勺子從咖啡杯裡拿出來。”醫生回答說。

　　簡短英語小笑話：我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯

　　Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

　　老農約翰遜就要死了。

　　The family was standing around his bed.

　　他的家人都站在床邊。

　　With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

　　他聲音低沉地對妻子說：“我死後，我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯。”

　　Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

　　妻子說：“不，在你死後，我不能嫁給任何人。”

　　Johnson: "But I want you to."

　　約翰遜：“但我希望你這麼做。”

　　Wife: "But why?"

　　妻子：“為什麼?”

　　Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

　　約翰遜：“因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。”

　　簡短英語小笑話：你說話了

　　A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.

　　一對年輕的夫婦對於他們四歲的兒子仍然不會說話這件事非常著急。他們帶他去看專家，但是醫生們找不出任何不正常的地方。

　　Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."

　　之後有一天早上，這個男孩突然說道：“媽媽，麵包拷糊了。”

　　"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long."

　　“你說話了!你說話了!”他的媽媽嚷道。“我真高興!但是為什麼要我們等這麼長的時間呢?”

　　"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."

　　“嗯，直到現在，”男孩說，“每件事都很正常啊。”