英語小笑話欣賞

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  短一點爆笑英文笑話篇1

  At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater***母校,校歌*** . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

  I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?

  Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

  在朋友家的一次宴會上,主人提起一位高中時的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間,某位副校長是否也在職。

  當然了,主人答道。他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認識他嗎?

  有點認識,客人回答。我媽媽上週六嫁給了他。

  短一點爆笑英文笑話篇2

  A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

  Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

  The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

  一天,教授正在給學生們監考。他發下試卷,然後回到講臺前等待。

  考試結束了,學生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發現一張試卷上彆著一張百元鈔票,還有一張紙條寫著:“一分一塊錢。”

  第二堂課,教授把試卷都發回學生們手中。其中一個學生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢的找零。

  短一點爆笑英文笑話篇3

  Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?

  Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.

  母親問她年幼的兒子:寶貝,今天老師教了你些什麼?

  兒子驕傲地說:什麼都沒教,媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等於幾,我告訴她等於三。

  短一點爆笑英文笑話篇4

  Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."

  "Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied.

  "Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

  在期末考試之前,湯姆告訴他的母親:“媽媽,我昨天晚上做了一個夢,夢見我通過了今天的考試。”

  “不要相信夢,親愛的。據說夢中的經歷通常與現實相反。”媽媽答道。

  “那麼,我真希望在今晚的夢中,我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說。

  

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