初中英語小笑話帶翻譯精選

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編整理了初中英語小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　初中英語小笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　skunk

　　"we have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "how can we get it out?"

　　"take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. then leave the cellar door open."

　　sometime later the resident called back. "did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.

　　"no," replied the caller. "now i have two skunks in there!"

　　臭　鼬

　　“我們的地下室裡有一隻臭鼬，”打電話的人對警察排程員尖叫道。“我們怎樣才能把它弄出來?”

　　“弄一些麵包屑，”排程員說，“從地下室往外鋪一條小道直到後院。然後將地下室的門開啟。”

　　一段時間後，那位居民又將電話打了回來。“你們將它弄出來了嗎?”排程員問。

　　“沒有，”打電話的人答道，“現在那兒有兩隻臭鼬了。”

　　初中英語小笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　a mistake

　　an amercian, a scot and a canadian were killed in a car accident. they arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered st. peterexplained that there had been a mistake. "give me $500 each," he said, "and i'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

　　"done!" said the american. instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

　　"where are the others?" asked a medic.

　　"last i knew," said the american, "the scot was huggling price, and the canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

　　搞錯了

　　一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。“每人給我五百美元，”他說，“我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。”

　　“成交!”美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。

　　“其他人在哪兒?”一名醫生問道。

　　“我離開之前，”那名美國人說，“我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。”

　　初中英語小笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　good news and bad news

　　"there's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.

　　"i could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "what's it?"

　　"your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."

　　"and the bad news?"

　　"after the divorce, she's marrying your father."

　　好訊息和壞訊息

　　“有好訊息，也有壞訊息，”離婚律師告訴他的當事人。

　　“我總能利用一些好訊息吧，”當事人吧了口氣說，“是什麼好訊息?”

　　“你妻子沒有要求將你未來的繼承財產也劃入裁決的範圍。”

　　“那麼壞訊息呢?”

　　“離婚以後，她將與你父親結婚。”