小學生看的英語笑話

　　民間笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Father：“Uh，oh，I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.”

　　父親：“哎呀，我剛才違規右轉彎了。”

　　Susie：“That' s okay，Dad，the policeman behind you just did the same thing.”

　　蘇茜：“沒事，爸，跟在你後面的警察也這麼轉了。”

　　篇2

　　Where the Declaration of Independence was signed?

　　《獨立宣言》是在哪兒簽字的?

　　Teacher：“Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed?”

　　老師：“誰知道《獨立宣言》在哪兒簽字的?”

　　Student：“I know，I know.At the bottom of the page.”

　　學生：“我知道，我知道。是在那頁紙的底部。”

　　篇3

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?

　　Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。

　　約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?

　　哭?約翰問，不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。

　　篇4

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

　　湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?

　　Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。