小學生英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　人類歷史上，人自從有了語言，就已經出現了開玩笑的語言。且其趣味有高下之分。小編整理了小學生英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　小學生英語笑話帶翻譯：吠狗不咬人

　　The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

　　一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。

　　"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid.

　　“沒有關係，”一位先生說，

　　Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

　　“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”

　　"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

　　“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”

　　小學生英語笑話帶翻譯：爸爸去哪兒了

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”

　　小學生英語笑話帶翻譯：你眼睛都閉上了

　　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

　　當一群婦女上車之後，車上的座位全都被佔滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”

　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.“

　　我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。

　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

　　“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”

　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

　　“我知道，我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”

　　小學生英語笑話帶翻譯：為什麼我的答案是錯的

　　"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.“

　　你根本無法想象和我妻子打交道是多麼的難，”一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說

　　"She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

　　“她問我一個問題，然後自己回答了，過後又花半個小時跟我解釋為什麼我的答案是錯的。”