關於英語小笑話故事帶翻譯

　　笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Mr.Clark,I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his

　　patient."You only have six months to live."

　　The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.

　　"I can't possibly pay you in that time."

　　"Okay," the doctor said,"let's make it nine months."

　　九個月吧

　　“克拉克先生,有個壞訊息,你只有六個月可活了.”醫生告訴他的病人.

　　病人驚呆了.“六個月我不可能付清醫療費.”

　　“好吧,”醫生說,“那就九個月吧.”

　　篇2

　　Difference

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles."When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond,'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."

　　區 別

　　“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區別開來,”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學給我們研究生上工程學課的老師如此說.“我說‘下午好’,本科生們回答說‘下午好’.研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上.”

　　篇3

　　ass and man

　　驢和買驢的人

　　A man wanted to buy an ass. He went to the market, and saw a likely one. But he wanted to

　　test him first. So he took the ass home, and put him into the stable with the other asses.

　　The new ass looked around, and immediately went to choose a place next to the laziest ass in

　　the stable. When the man saw this he put a halter on the ass at once, and gave him back to

　　his owner. The owner felt quite surprised. He asked the man, "Why are you back so soon? Have

　　you tested him already?" "I don't want to test him any more," replied the man, "From the

　　companion he chose for himself, I could see what sort of animal he is."

　　中文：一個買主到市場上去買驢，他看中一頭外表不錯的驢，但是他想要牽走試一試。他把驢牽回家，放

　　在自己其他的驢之間，這驢四處看看，立即走向一頭好吃懶做的驢旁邊。於是，買驢的人立刻給那頭驢套

　　上轡頭，牽去還給驢的賣主。賣主感到很奇怪，他問買主：“你怎麼這麼快就回來了?”買主說：“不必

　　再試了，從他所選擇什麼樣的朋友來看，我已經知道他是什麼樣了。”