小學生英語簡短小笑話

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　　簡短小學生英語小笑話篇1

　　And Modest Too

　　也要謙虛為懷

　　"The man I marry must be as wise as Solomon,

　　“我要結婚的物件必須要像所羅門王一樣聰明，

　　as mighty as Hercules,

　　像赫克力士一樣強壯，

　　as brave as Admiral Nelson,

　　像納爾遜上將一樣英勇，

　　and as graceful as Nureyev. "

　　並和蘇聯芭蕾舞蹈家諾瑞耶夫一樣優雅。”

　　"How fortunate we met! "

　　“很幸運能見到你!”

　　簡短小學生英語小笑話篇2

　　It's the Law

　　這是個法律問題

　　A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting Americanabout British law.

　　一位身材修長，舉止文雅，穿著光鮮的英國人向來訪的美國人解釋英國法律。

　　"You know, homosexuality was once considered so heinous in Britain that it was punishable byexecution.

　　“你知道嗎?在英國，同性戀從前被認為是罪大惡極，可判處極刑，

　　Only 100 years ago, it was reduced to a misdemeanor,

　　一百年前，被減為行為失檢之輕微罪刑。

　　and about 50 years ago, decriminalized altogether...

　　大約五十年前則完全不觸犯刑法……。

　　Personally, I shan't be satisfied till it's mandatory! "

　　不過就我個人而言，非要等到法令強制大家都得同性戀時，我才會開心。”

　　簡短小學生英語小笑話篇3

　　A Proud Father

　　驕傲的老爸

　　The concerned father was puzzled because his son's grades had been dropping steadily whilehe was at college,

　　一位關心兒子的老爸對於念大學的兒子成績每況愈下一直想不懂，

　　so he called the dean to find out what was wrong.

　　因此他拜訪了學院的院長，想了解究竟問題在哪裡。

　　"Well, sir," replied the dean, who always tried to be diplomatic,

　　說話總是講求圓滑的院長回答說：

　　"I've got some good news and some bad news.

　　“先生，我有好訊息和壞訊息要告訴你。

　　The bad news is that your son's become the most flagrant homosexual on campus,

　　壞訊息是令郎乃是聞名校內的同性戀者，

　　and spends all his time chasing after the lads on the football and basketball teams. "

　　他成天只知道追求足球隊和籃球隊的男孩子。

　　"My God, that's horrible!"

　　“我的老天爺，太可怕了!”

　　"But the good news is he's just been elected Queen of the Homecoming Parade ! "

　　“但好訊息是他剛被選為歡迎球隊返校遊行的皇后!”