短小的英文笑話帶翻譯

　　冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕鬆詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣,它一出現便受到了大多數人的喜愛。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：EXPENSIVE ADVICE

　　The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem.

　　"Do you think I should send her a bill?" the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him.

　　"Why not?" the lawyer replied. "You rendered professional services by giving advice."

　　"Thanks," the physician said. "I think I'll do that."

　　When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found a letter from the lawyer. It read:

　　"For legal services, $50."

　　昂貴的建議

　　大夫在打發走了一個就健康問題向他諮詢的婦女之後，最後來到餐桌上。

　　“你認為我應該向她收費嗎?”大夫問坐在身邊的一個律師。

　　“有什麼不應該?”律師答道，“你通過提建議提供了職業性服務。”

　　“謝謝，”大夫說道，“看來我得這麼做。”

　　第二天當大夫去辦公室給那位婦女寫賬單時，他收到律師的一封信。信中寫道：

　　“請付法律服務費50美元。”

　　：HIS FAULT 

　　Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it? Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked. 他的錯 比利：媽媽，波比打壞了窗玻璃。 媽媽：他怎麼打的? 比利：我向他扔石頭，他躲開了。

　　：GOOD SIGHT

　　Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?

　　Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

　　好視力

　　律師：你說你離事故現場約有35英尺，你能看清多遠的東西?

　　證人：這麼說吧，早上起床後我看見太陽，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬英里遠。

　　：TELEMARKETER

　　I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.

　　"Good evening," he said, "may I speak with Leah Jonason?"

　　"She is a baby, " I replied.

　　"All right," said the caller, "I'll try again later."

　　電話推銷員

　　一天晚上我接了一個電話，對方的聲音使我很快意識到他是個電話推銷員。

　　“晚上好，”他說，“我想和利厄喬納森說話。”

　　“她是個嬰兒，”我回答說。

　　“沒關係，”他說，“我以後再打。”

　　：Wait a Minute

　　Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you?

　　God: It only means a minute.

　　Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you?

　　God: Just a small coin.

　　Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin.

　　God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute.

　　等一分鐘

　　湯姆：我偉大的上帝，一千年對你來說，意味著什麼?

　　上帝：它只意味著一分鐘。

　　湯姆：我萬能的上帝，一萬枚金幣對你來說，意味著什麼?

　　上帝：它只意味著一枚小硬幣。

　　湯姆：我仁慈的上帝，那就請給我一枚小硬幣吧!

　　上帝：好吧，可憐的人，請等一分鐘吧。