關於英語小笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,伴隨著網路的普及它已經滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,偶爾爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕鬆愉悅,也能展示交談者的幽默和智慧。小編分享關於英語爆笑小笑話帶翻譯，希望可以幫助大家!

　　關於英語爆笑小笑話帶翻譯：可憐的本

　　Prior to the World Championships in Rome, Ben Johnson was asked whether he would prefer a gold medal or a world record. He said that he would prefer a gold medal because, "no one can ever take it away from me.”

　　有人在本·詹姆士在羅馬獲得世界冠軍之前問他，是願意選擇金牌還是世界紀錄，他的回答是寧願選擇金牌，理由是:“不會有人把金牌再從我這裡拿走。”

　　關於英語爆笑小笑話帶翻譯：跳傘

　　Q:Why did the blind man give up skydiving?

　　問:為什麼盲人會害怕跳傘?

　　A:It was scaring the hell out of his dog.

　　答:因為跳傘會把他們的狗嚇得魂飛魄散。

　　關於英語爆笑小笑話帶翻譯：哭泣的飼養員

　　A visitor to the zoo noticed one of the keepers sobbing quietly in a corner and on inquiry was told that the elephant had died.

　　一名參觀動物園的遊客注意到一名飼養員正躲在角落裡默默地哭泣。他問是怎麼回事，別人告訴他大象死了。

　　"Fond of him，was he?"the visitor asked.

　　“他很喜歡那頭大象，是吧?”遊客問道。

　　"It's not that,"came the reply. "He's the chap who has to dig the grave."

　　“並非如此，”那人回答說，“他負責給大象挖墓穴。”

　　關於英語爆笑小笑話帶翻譯：蘑菇與毒蕈

　　Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

　　年少的童子軍:我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒覃區別開呢?

　　Older eat one before you go to bed.

　　年長的童子軍:上床前吃一個。

　　If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

　　如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。