初中一年級英語小笑話

　　民間笑話故事像神話小說等民間文學一樣，是廣大勞動人民在長期的生產勞動和與自然界作鬥爭的過程中，以口頭形式創作和傳承的文學體裁。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　"Dad，will you help me with my homework?"

　　“爸爸，你可以幫我做作業嗎?’’

　　"I'm sorry,"replied the father. "It wouldn't be right.“

　　“對不起，”爸爸答道:“幫你做不對。”

　　"Well,"said the boy，"at least you could try.”

　　“可是，”孩子說，“你至少可以試試。”

　　篇二

　　"This house,"said the real-estate salesman，”has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest,I'm going to tell you about the disadvantages—there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."

　　“這座房子，”房產商說道:“既有優點，也有缺點。為了證明我的坦誠，我想告訴您它的缺點——在南邊一個街區的地方有個化工廠，在北邊一個街區的地方有個屠宰廠。”

　　" What are the advantages?"inquired the prospective buyer.

　　“那麼它的優點是什麼呢?"買主問。

　　"The good thing about it，"said the agent，"is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."

　　“這好處嗎?"房產商說:“是你隨時可以測定風向。”

　　篇三

　　The assistant curator of the museum came to the head curator with a couple of problems.”Sir, the mummy is damp and getting moldy, and the white mouse in the maze exhibit has developed dry skin.”

　　博物館館長助理找到館長反映了一個問題:“先生，木乃伊現已受潮開始發黴了，但在迷宮中展覽的小白鼠的面板變得越來越幹澡。”

　　The head, curator thought a minute，then advised, "Put your mummy where your mouse is.”

　　館長聽後，想了一會兒，說:“把木乃伊放到白鼠那兒去吧。”

　　篇四

　　"The White House is proposing we collaborate with Russia to build a new space station，"says Jay Leno. "Know what that means? We're going to wind up with a space station that has a$30-million toilet-and no toilet paper.”

　　白宮方面建議同俄國共同建立一個新的空間站，傑·李諾說:“你們知道這是個什麼概念嗎?我們將建立的太空站，光廁所就得花3000萬美元，但不提供手紙。”