有關於英語笑話故事閱讀

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　　有關於英語笑話故事：Sensory Perception

　　A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden

　　their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety

　　of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and

　　taste these."

　　The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint,

　　but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of

　　the kids were stumped.

　　"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's somethin your mommy

　　and daddy probably call each other all the time."

　　Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted,

　　"Spit 'em out, they're assholes!"

　　有關於英語笑話故事：Kittens

　　A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.

　　On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens & 2 girl kittens.

　　"How did you know?" his mother asked.

　　"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied, "I think it's printed on the bottom."

　　有關於英語笑話故事：Saying my prayers

　　A grandfather was walking past his young granddaughter's room one night when he saw her kneeling beside her bed, with head bowed and hands folded, repeating the alphabet.

　　"What are you doing?" he asked her.

　　She explained, "I'm saying my prayers, but I couldn't think of just what I wanted to say. So I'm just saying all the letters of the alphabet, and God can put them together however he thinks best."

　　有關於英語笑話故事：Mortgage Problems

　　One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas."

　　Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me again some other time."

　　Well, about two days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father asked him why he was leaving. The boy said,"Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and DAMN if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"

　　有關於英語笑話故事：Concussion

　　One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground slide and hit his head.

　　Worried that he might have a concussion, she checked him all night.

　　Every hour, she'd gently shake him and ask, "What's your name?"

　　Soon, he began moaning in protest each time she entered the room.

　　When Sally went in at 5:00 A.M., she found something white on his forehead. Leaning close, she saw a crayon-scrawled message taped to his forehead.

　　It read: "My name is Daniel."