關於簡單小學英語小笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話作為民間俗文學的一種重要體裁,具有深厚的民族文化內涵。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎欣賞!

　　篇1

　　a guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of thei head with a frying pan. he asks, "what was that for ?"she says, " i found a piece of paper in your pocket with'betty sue' written on it.' ha says, "jeez,honey, 'betty sue'was the name of the horse i bet on.h she shrugs and walks away.

　　一個傢伙正在看報紙，他的妻子走到他身後，用一隻煎鍋敲他的後腦勺。他問道：“這是為什麼?”她說：“我在你口袋裡發現了一張寫有‘betty sue’的紙條。"他說：¨哎呀，親愛的，‘bettysue’是我賭的那匹馬的名字。口她聳了聳肩，走了。

　　three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. he asks, "what was that for?一she answers, "your horse called."

　　三天後，他正在看報紙，妻子走到他身後，又用一隻煎鍋敲他的後腦勺。他問：這又是為什麼?“她答道：-你的馬打電話來了。”

　　篇2

　　A:What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman?

　　A：如果你發現你丈夫與別的女人約會你會怎麼做?

　　B:lill open one eye and close one eye.

　　B：我會睜一隻眼，閉一隻眼。

　　A:How kind you are!

　　A:你太善良了!

　　B：No，I'II shoot him!

　　B：不，我要射死他

　　篇3

　　Wife talking to her husband *** who reads the newspaper all day***:"1 wish l were a newspaper so 1 would be in your hands all day.”

　　妻子對整天坐在那裡看報紙的丈夫說：¨我希望我就是報紙，這樣你就可以整天把我捧在手上了。”

　　Husband: "1 wish that too,so I could change you daily."

　　丈夫說：¨我也希望你是報紙，那樣的話我可以天天換新的。"

　　篇4

　　dentist: please stop howting.i haven't even touchsd your tooth yet.

　　牙醫：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。

　　patient: i know,but you are standing on my foot!

　　病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!

　　
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