關於英語小笑話大全簡單

　　笑話***анекдот***是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編整理了關於簡單英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於簡單英語小笑話篇一

　　Son:Is ink so very expensive, father?

　　兒子：爸爸，墨水很貴嗎?

　　, son, what makes you think so?

　　父親：不貴呀，你為什麼這麼想?

　　. Mother seems quite disturbed because I

　　spilled some on the carpet.

　　兒子：哦，我把墨水灑了一點在地毯上，媽媽好象挺著急的。

　　關於簡單英語小笑話篇二

　　Forgot again

　　An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

　　After checking the couple out, the doctor told them they were physically okay but might want to start writing all the things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left .

　　Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "where are you going?" he replied, "To the kitchen." she asked, "Will you get a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said "No, I can remember that." She then said, "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well, I also would like whip cream on top, I know you will forget that so you'd better write it down." With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that," He then fumed into the kitchen. After about 30 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forget my toast."

　　一對八十歲的老夫婦記性不好，於是決定到醫生那裡檢查，擔心哪裡有什麼毛病。

　　醫生檢查完後告訴他們體檢正常，只是為了幫助記憶，他們可以把想做的事用筆記下來。老夫婦謝過醫生後就回家了。

　　晚上看著看著電視，老頭站起身來，老太太問：“你去哪兒啊?”老頭回答：“去廚房。”老太太接著問：“帶一盤冰激凌來，好嗎?”老頭說：“沒問題。”老太太說：“難道不用寫下來?這樣你就不會忘記了?”老頭說：“不用了，我記得住。”老太太又說：“那好，我還想在冰激凌上放點草莓。你最好記下來，我想你記不住的。”老頭回答：“忘不了，你要的是一盤草莓冰激凌。”老太太還說：“我還想在頂上再放點奶油，我知道你記不住，還是寫下來吧。”老頭有點兒煩了，說：“用不著寫，我能記住。”老頭氣憤地走進廚房。大概過了三十分鐘，老頭回來遞給老伴一盤燻肉和雞蛋。老太太盯著盤子看了一會兒說：“你忘了拿烤麵包。”

　　關於簡單英語小笑話篇三

　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

　　Bartender: "That should make you happy."

　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　一個男人坐在酒吧裡，傷心至極。

　　酒吧招待："你怎麼了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"

　　男人："我們吵了一架，她說一個月都不跟我說話。"

　　酒吧招待："那你應該高興才是啊!"

　　男人："不，今天是這個月的最後一天。"