少兒英語笑話精選

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　：動機

　　My English professor once launched into a lecture on "motivation".

　　"What pushes you ahead?" he asked.

　　"What is it that makes you go to school each day? What driving force makes you striveto accomplish?" Turning suddenly to one young woman, he demanded: "What makes you get out of bed in the morning?" The student replied: "My mother."

　　我們英文課的教授有一次在課上講“動機”。

　　“是什麼推動你在人生的路上向前走?”他問道，

　　“是什麼讓你每天上學來?又是什麼驅使你追求成功?”

　　衝著一個女學生，他問：“是什麼讓你早晨從床上爬起來的呢?”

　　學生答道：“我媽媽。”

　　：恭維話

　　"Larry! Come here!"

　　said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I've just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched***卑鄙的***, rude boy!"

　　"I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.

　　"I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance."

　　"Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly,

　　"And what exactly did you say?"

　　"I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I've ever danced with!"

　　“拉里，你過來!”

　　媽媽放下電話後生氣地說，“我剛才接到哈里森夫人地電話，她告訴我你在昨晚的學校舞會上對多麗絲行為不好，你可恥，粗魯!”

　　“媽媽，我對她很好，真的!”小夥子不服氣地說。

　　“當我和她跳舞時我還說了一句恭維她的話。”

　　“你真的這麼做的嗎?”媽媽嚴厲地問。

　　“你的原話是怎麼說的?”

　　“我說，啊呀，多麗絲，你比跟我跳過舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少!”

　　：這難道不好嗎?

　　"What are you so happy about?" a woman asked the 98-year-old man.

　　"I broke a mirror," he replied.

　　"But that means seven years of bad luck."

　　"I know." he said, beaming,"Isn't it wonderful?"

　　“你高興什麼?”一個女士問一個98歲的老人。

　　“我打碎了一個鏡子。”他回答。

　　“但那預示著7年的壞運氣。”

　　“我知道。”他高興地說，“這難道不好嗎?”