趣味兒童英語笑話

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　：不稱職的律師

　　A lawyer was examining a suspect to check whether he was mentally ill. "Who was our first president?" asked the lawyer. The suspect answered, "Washington." "Right, And who was our second president?" said the lawyer. The suspect answered, "John Adams." "Correct". the lawyer said. Then the lawyer stopped and didn't ask again. His friend said in a whisper, "He's doing very well. Why don't you keep on?" The lawyer said: "Because I am not sure who was the third president myself."

　　一個律師在訊問一個嫌疑犯，看他是否有精神病。 律師問他：“我們的第一位總統是誰?”嫌疑犯回答說：“是華盛頓。” 律師說：“不錯。那第二位是誰呢?”嫌疑犯回答說：“約翰.亞當斯。”律師說：“對的。” 這時律師停下來，不再問了。英語小故事他的朋友小聲對他說：“這人回答得不錯嘛，你為什麼不繼續問呢?”律師說：“我自己也不能確定第三位總統是誰了。”

　　：最想要的簽名

　　Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was: "Whose autograph would you most want to have, and why?" As expected, most responses mentioned music or sports stars, or politicians. The best response came from a freshman, who said, "The person who signs my diploma."

　　我們大學的校報開辦了一個每週一問的專欄。上週的問題是：“你最想要什麼人的簽名?為什麼?”和預計的一樣，大部分的回答都是歌星、體育明星或者政治家。但是，最優秀的答案來自一個一年級新生，他說：“在我畢業證上簽字的那個人。”

　　：點名

　　On my first day of classes at my university I took a front-row seat in my literature course. The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose. Then he ambled over to the lectern***講臺***, took out his class book and began, "Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook..." I was working feverishly to get down all the names when I felt a tap on my shoulder. The student in back of me whispered, "He's taking attendance."

　　大學的第一天，文學課我坐在了前排。教授告訴我們這學期必須得讀五本書，他提供我們可供選擇的作者名單。隨後他緩步走上講臺，拿出課本，“貝克、布萊克、布魯斯、卡特、庫克…”為了寫下所有的名字，我不得不瘋狂的作著記錄。這時有人輕輕的拍我肩膀，坐在我後面的學生悄悄告訴我：“他在點名呢。”