關於搞笑的英語故事閱讀

　　幼兒英語故事是提高英語教學的有效方法之一。幼兒英語故事可從語言目標、表現形式和敘述風格分類。小編分享關於搞笑的英語故事，希望可以幫助大家!

　　關於搞笑的英語故事：Count Tomorrow Morning

　　It's a right. John is looking at the sky.

　　Tom is John's younger brother. He asks John "What are you doing?"

　　John says, "I'm counting stars."

　　Tom laughs and says, "It's really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?"

　　明天早上數

　　這是一個晚上。約翰抬頭看著天空。

　　湯姆是約翰的弟弟。他問約翰："你在幹什麼?"

　　約翰說："我在數星星。"

　　湯姆笑著說："現在天空太黑了。你為什麼不等到明天早上再數呢?"

　　關於搞笑的英語故事：Ten Candies

　　Mother asks her son, "Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?"

　　"Ten." Jim says.

　　"Then," Mother asks.

　　"Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn't it right?"

　　十塊糖

　　媽媽問兒子："吉姆， 如果你有10塊糖，吃了4塊，那你還有幾塊糖?"

　　"10塊。"吉姆說。

　　"10塊?"媽媽問。

　　"是的，媽媽。因為4塊在我的肚子裡面，6塊在肚子外面，4加6等於10，不對嗎?"

　　關於搞笑的英語故事：I Don't Like Her

　　Bob goes to a new school.

　　One day he comes back, "Bob, do you like your new teacher?" his mother asks.

　　"I don't like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too."

　　我不喜歡她

　　鮑勃的去了所新學校。

　　一天， 他回到家，他媽媽問他："你喜歡你的新老師嗎?"

　　"不，我不喜歡她，媽媽。因為她先說3加3等於6，然後她又說2加4等於6."

　　關於搞笑的英語故事：Drunk

　　One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

　　"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

　　醉酒

　　一天，父親與小兒子一塊兒回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道："爸爸，'醉'字是什麼意思?" "唔，孩子，"父親回答說，"你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。" "可是，爸爸， "孩子說，"那兒只有一個警察呀!"