關於經典英語笑話集錦

　　英語笑話是人們生活和社會文化中不可或缺的一部分。它是人們工作學習之餘緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。本文是關於經典英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於經典英語笑話：So dirty

　　A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?"

　　Ready to play the game, she said,

　　"I don't know! Who are you?"

　　"WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"

　　關於經典英語笑話：Spell crocodile

　　TEACHER: How do you spell "crocodile?"

　　STUDENT: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

　　TEACHER: No, that's wrong.

　　STUDENT: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

　　關於經典英語笑話：A Period

　　A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

　　"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

　　"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

　　''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

　　關於經典英語笑話：Late for school

　　A little farmboy comes in late for school.

　　The teacher asks why he's late.

　　The farmboy replies, "I had to take the family cow over to the neighbour's to get her bred by a bull."

　　Annoyed, teacher demands, "Can't your father do that?"

　　Little farmboy thinks for a moment: replies, "Well, sure... but the bull can do it better."

　　關於經典英語笑話：The boss

　　Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby-sitter when 6 year old, kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat"

　　"Daddy's not home," the babysitter replied. "Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss"

　　Justin, the 4 year old, quickly piped up, "If you're the boss, you sit over there." He pointed to his mother's chair.