短一點英語笑話帶翻譯

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　　短一點簡單英語笑話帶翻譯：視力訓練

　　the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：

　　班裡正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數遠處曠野上採掘隊的人數。採掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫地回答。

　　"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."

　　“十六個兵外加一箇中士，長官。”

　　"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

　　“正確，可是你怎麼知道那兒有一箇中士?”

　　"he's not doing any digging, sir."

　　“他不幹活，長官。”

　　短一點簡單英語笑話帶翻譯：會為你演奏的

　　A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

　　一男子去酒吧，點了一杯啤酒。

　　He takes his first sip and sets it down.

　　他喝了一口放下。

　　While he is looking around the bar,

　　當他環視酒吧時，

　　a monkey swings down

　　發現一隻猴子蕩下來，

　　and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

　　在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。

　　The man asks the barman who owns the monkey.

　　該男子問酒吧招待，這隻猴子是誰的。

　　The barman replies the piano player.

　　服務員回答說是鋼琴手的。

　　The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer."

　　男子走到鋼琴手面前問：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒嗎?”

　　The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

　　鋼琴手回答說：“沒有，但是如果你能哼唱，我會為你演奏的。”

　　短一點簡單英語笑話帶翻譯：送給爸爸的生日禮物

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.

　　旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。

　　"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

　　“沒關係”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。

　　Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　媽媽沉思片刻後回答說，“我寧願給你買一件禮物”。

　　短一點簡單英語笑話帶翻譯：我是教歷史的

　　A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table

　　一位歷史老師和他的妻子在吃飯

　　the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied", no, I am teaching History".

　　妻子問到：“工作上有什麼新鮮事嗎?”丈夫回答說：“沒有，我是教歷史的。”

　　
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