有關七年級英語笑話欣賞

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　　有關七年級英語笑話篇1

　　A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"

　　Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO ***Chief Financial Officer*** in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.

　　The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you."

　　The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!!"

　　有關七年級英語笑話篇2

　　A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.

　　在旅館大廳裡，一個非常瘦的人遇到了一個非常胖的人。

　　"From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."

　　胖子說：“看你的樣子，可能有過饑荒。”

　　"Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."

　　“是的，”瘦子回答說，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”

　　有關七年級英語笑話篇3

　　A “KISS” 不是代表一個吻

　　At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.

　　The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a ‘KISS‘ before you begin your speech."

　　The speaker smiled and explained, "You don‘t know my wife. The ‘KISS‘ she give me stands for ‘Keep It Short, Stupid.‘"

　　有關七年級英語笑話篇4

　　好視力

　　Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?

　　律師：你說你離事故現場約有35英尺，你能看清多遠的東西?

　　Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

　　證人：這麼說吧，早上起床後我看見太陽，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬英里遠。

　　有關七年級英語笑話篇5

　　改造的結果

　　"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until late hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man.

　　"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.

　　"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."