爆笑小學英語笑話故事大全

　　笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。本文是爆笑小學英語笑話故事，希望對大家有幫助!

　　爆笑小學英語笑話故事：The Fuel

　　One day, Mr Caterpillar decided to hitch a ride to town. As he was standing by the roadside, a family of bees came by in a little car and offered him a ride. Gratefully, he accepted.

　　After putting along merrily for a few kilometres, the engine sputtered, and the car rolled to a halt. Without saying a word, Papa Bee alighted and urinated into the fuel intake. When he turned the starter, the enginestarted up, much to Mr Caterpillar's amazement! However, he did not say a word.

　　The car went on for quite some distance before the engine died again. This time, it was Mother Bee who urinated into the fuel intake, and again, the car started up after that.

　　The process was then repeated again for Baby Bee. By the time the engine died for the fourth time, the little car was only a few kilometres from town.

　　Not wanting to appear unsophisticated, Mr Caterpillar got out of the car without a word, and started opening the fuel cap. In a flash, Papa Bee got out of the car.　"What are you doing?", asked Papa Bee.

　　"I'm going to piss in the fuel intake, just like you did",said Mr Caterpillar.

　　"Oh, no", said Papa Bee patiently,　"that won't do. This car only runs on Bee Pee!"

　　爆笑小學英語笑話故事：Midway Tactics

　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

　　The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

　　The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

　　中間戰術

　　三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。

　　右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：“大減價!”“特便宜!”

　　左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：“大砍價!”“大折扣!”

　　中間的商人隨後準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著：“***處”。

　　爆笑小學英語笑話故事：What's your name?

　　A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:"My name is Stone,and I'm even harder than stone,so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble.Don't try any tricks with me ,and then we'll get on well together"

　　Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name."Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly,"He said,"and don't forget to call me 'sir'".

　　Each soldier told him his name,unitl he came to the last one.This man remained silent,and so Captain Stone shouted at him,"When I ask you a question,answer it!I'll ask you you name,soldier?"

　　The soldier was very unhappy,but at last he replied."My name is Stonebreaker,sir"he said nervously.

　　你叫什麼名字?

　　有一位很嚴厲的軍官在對一***由他訓練的新兵訓話。他以前從沒見過這群新兵，於是他開始自我介紹：“我的名字叫Stone***石頭***，事實上，我甚至比石頭更強硬。這就是我為什麼要告訴你們我名字的原因。不要試圖對我玩什麼花招，這樣我們就能很好相處了。”

　　接著他開始走到每個士兵前面問他們的名字。“說大聲點，讓每個人都能聽清楚。另外，不要忘記稱呼我為長官。”他說。

　　每個士兵都對他說了自已的名字。他走到最後一位士兵面前時，這個士兵保持著沉默。於是Stone隊長對他喊叫，“當我問你問題的時候，要回答!我再問一遍，你的名字，士兵?”

　　那個新兵很不高興，但最後他回答了。“我的名字是Stonebreaker***碎石機***，長官。”他緊張的說。