爆笑的兒童英語笑話大全

　　從古到今,英語笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。在平民百姓的平凡困苦的生活中英語笑話為大家提供許多娛樂的素材。本文是爆笑的兒童英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　爆笑的兒童英語笑話：Who's 50 Cents 誰的50分

　　Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.

　　Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.

　　Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.

　　Tommy: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the sidewalk.

　　傑克：我在學校門前的人行道上揀了50分。

　　湯米：我想那是我的，今天我在那兒掉了50分，找不到了。

　　傑克：但是我揀的是兩個兩毛五的呀。

　　湯米：那就更是我的了。因為錢在掉到地上的時候可能摔兩半了。

　　爆笑的兒童英語笑話：I must have somebody else's pants on

　　The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: "Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?"

　　"I must have somebody else's pants on."

　　老師正在問一道算術題：“傑克，如果你在你右邊口袋裡發現了3美元，左邊口袋裡發現了4美元，你一共有多少呢?”

　　“我肯定是穿著別人的褲子。”

　　爆笑的兒童英語笑話：An Interesting Answer 有趣的回答

　　Teacher: Which is farther away---Australia or the moon? Bobby: Australia. Teacher: Why do you say that? Bobby:We can see the moon, but we can't see Australia.

　　教師：澳大利亞和月球哪個離我們更遠一些? 勃比：澳大利亞。 教師：你為什麼這麼說呢? 勃比：我們可以看見月球，但我們卻看不見澳大利亞。

　　爆笑的兒童英語笑話：Who was fighting 誰在打架

　　Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

　　Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

　　Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

　　Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

　　媽媽：弗雷迪，你的臉為什麼那麼紅?

　　弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止一次打架。

　　媽媽：你做的對，誰和誰在打架。

　　弗雷迪：我和傑克·史密斯。

　　爆笑的兒童英語笑話：What Are The Two Words 是哪兩個詞

　　A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear,said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me. I wish you wouldpromise me never to use two words. One is ‘lousy’ and the other is ‘swell’. Would you promise me that?

　　Why, sure, Granny, said the girl. What are the two words?

　　一個非常高貴的老夫人有幾句話要對她的孫女說。我親愛的，老夫人說：我希望你能幫我一個忙。我要你答應永遠不要用兩個詞，一個是“討厭的”，另一個是“極好的”。你能答應我嗎?

　　噢，當然，奶奶，女孩說：是哪兩個詞?