英文簡單笑話帶翻譯

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　　簡單英文笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　clean glass

　　乾淨的杯子

　　joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

　　喬和佛瑞德在一個村子裡幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點半的時候，他們覺得非常口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進去坐下吃他們的三明治。

　　good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.

　　下午好，先生。你們想要點什麼?櫃檯後面的伺應問道。

　　joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?

　　喬看了看佛瑞德說：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?

　　yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that.

　　好的，可以。佛瑞德說。然後他轉過去跟櫃檯後面的侍應說：我要啤酒裝在一個乾淨的杯子裡!別忘了。

　　the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?

　　櫃檯後面的侍應倒滿杯子後，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說：剛才哪一位要乾淨的杯子的?

　　簡單英文笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　be careful with what you wish for

　　慎重許願

　　a couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

　　一對結婚25週年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。

　　during the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

　　慶祝活動中，一位仙女出現了。她說，由於他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個願望。

　　the wife wanted to travel around the world. the fairy waved her hand, and boom! she had the tickets in her hand.

　　妻子想周遊世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現了一張票。

　　簡單英文笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　the cost of marriage

　　婚姻的成本

　　a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

　　一個小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結婚呢?”

　　and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."

　　“我也不知道，我現在還在交錢。”父親回答。