一年級英語小笑話故事閱讀

　　笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。小編精心收集了一年級英語小笑話故事，供大家欣賞學習!

　　一年級英語小笑話故事篇1

　　A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

　　一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。

　　As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"

　　他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬!!”

　　The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH***女巫***!!"

　　那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫!!”

　　They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pigin the middle of the road.

　　他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。

　　If only men would listen.

　　要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。

　　一年級英語小笑話故事篇2

　　A man tried to get a job in a stage show.

　　一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。

　　"What can you do?" asked the producer.

　　“你能幹什麼呢?”負責人問。

　　"Imitate birds," the man said.

　　“模仿鳥兒，”那人說。

　　"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."

　　“你在開玩笑吧?”負責人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。”

　　"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

　　“噢，那就算了。”那名演員說著，展開翅膀，飛出了視窗。

　　一年級英語小笑話故事篇3

　　But the teacher cried

　　老師哭了

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。

　　His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wantedanything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his firstday away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

　　約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：

　　"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

　　“學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”

　　"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　“哭?”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”