小學生英語笑話故事閱讀

　　笑話,不同文化背景的人的反應有時是不同的,甚至會截然相反。究其原因,是說話雙方沒有真正理解對方的文化。下面是小編帶來的小學生英語笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　小學生英語笑話故事篇一

　　Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

　　年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區別開呢?

　　Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

　　年長的童子軍：上床前吃一個。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。

　　小學生英語笑話故事篇二

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

　　弟弟：我看見你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。

　　Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

　　姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。

　　Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

　　弟弟：我這個月已經賺了一塊兩毛五了。

　　小學生英語笑話故事篇三

　　fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. 一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌。

　　The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. 瘦子說他更有禮貌，因為他經常對女士摘帽示意。

　　But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.但是胖子認為他更有風度，因為無論什麼時候他在車上給別人讓座時，總有兩位女士能坐下。

　　小學生英語笑話故事篇四

　　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

　　當一群婦女上車之後，車上的座位全都被佔滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”

　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.“

　　我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。

　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

　　“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”

　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

　　“我知道，我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”

　　小學生英語笑話故事篇五

　　"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.“

　　你根本無法想象和我妻子打交道是多麼的難，”一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說

　　"She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

　　“她問我一個問題，然後自己回答了，過後又花半個小時跟我解釋為什麼我的答案是錯的。”