很好笑的英語小笑話

　　笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強,普遍存在於人們的日常生活中。笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進身體健康。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

　　一男子去酒吧，點了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。當他環視酒吧時，發現一隻猴子蕩下來，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。

　　The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

　　該男子問酒吧招待，這隻猴子是誰的。服務員回答說是鋼琴手的。男子走到鋼琴手面前問：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒嗎?”鋼琴手回答說：“沒有，但是如果你能哼唱，我會為你演奏的。”

　　篇2

　　One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

　　一天，比爾和湯姆去餐館吃飯。當服務員端上兩份牛排時，比爾迅速地為自己拿了比較大的那塊。

　　Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

　　湯姆對此很不開心：“你什麼時候能學會禮貌?”

　　Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

　　比爾說：“如果讓你先拿，你會拿哪個?”

　　Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

　　湯姆說：“當然是小的那個。”

　　Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

　　比爾：“那你還抱怨什麼?小的那個不就是你想要的，不是嗎?”

　　篇3

　　As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"

　　當計程車在遇到紅燈急剎車時，我問司機：“你同意‘時間就是金錢’這種說法嗎?”

　　"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.“

　　哦，這是一個普遍說法。在這個問題上，誰會在意那麼多呢?”司機回答說。

　　"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.“

　　看，在車已經停止的情況下，里程錶上的數字還在跑。”我指著里程錶說。

　　"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.“

　　哦，是的。你說的挺有道理的。在這種情況下，時間對我們倆來說都是金錢。”司機補充說。