簡單的英語笑話加翻譯大全

　　冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象，越來越受到大家的關注，尤其在網路、雜誌、微博、電影上十分盛行。冷笑話不同於一般的笑話，以其獨特的制笑機制，能瞬間製造出一種特殊氛圍。小編整理了簡單的英語笑話加翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡單的英語笑話加翻譯篇一

　　"did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"

　　“你的畫在美術展上有賣出去嗎?”

　　"no, but i am encouraged," he replied. "somebody stole one."

　　“沒有，但我還是受到了鼓勵，”他回答說，“有人偷走了一幅。”

　　簡單的英語笑話加翻譯篇二

　　having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. on the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when i hinted, honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?

　　婚後已久，我丈夫往往在一個特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我們結婚35週年紀念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?

　　putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, so, you want to switch seats?

　　他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望著我：因此，你想交換座位嗎?

　　簡單的英語笑話加翻譯篇三

　　a poor man, presenting himself before the king of spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother.

　　一個窮漢去見西班牙國王，說自己是他的兄弟，求他施恩賙濟。

　　thinking desiring to know how he claimed kindred***家族，親屬關係*** to him, the poor fellow replied, we are all descended from one common father and mother viz., adam and eve. upon which the king gave him a little copper piece of money.

　　國王想知道他何以攀認親戚，窮漢回答說，我們有共同的祖先亞當和夏娃。聽了這話，國王就給了他一個小銅子兒。

　　the poor man began to be moan himself, saying, is it possible that your majesty should give no more than this to your brother? away, away, replies the king: if all the brothers you have in the world give you as much as i have done, you'll be richer than i am.

　　於是窮人開始叫屈，說：難道您國王陛下就給兄弟這麼一點點錢嗎?走開，快走，國王回答，如果世界上你所有的兄弟們都像我這樣給你一個銅板，你就比我還有錢了。

　　簡單的英語笑話加翻譯篇四

　　A: I have the perfect son.

　　A:我有一個完美的兒子。

　　B:Does he smoke?

　　B:他抽菸嗎?

　　A:No, he doesn't.

　　A: 不，不抽。

　　B:Does he drink whiskey?

　　B:他喝威士忌嗎?

　　A:No, he doesn't.

　　A:不，他不喝。

　　B:Does he ever come home late?

　　B:那他回家晚嗎?

　　A:No, he doesn't.

　　A:不，不會。

　　B:I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

　　B:我想你確實有一個完美的兒子。他多大了?

　　A: He will be six months old next Wednesday

　　A:下週三他就六個月大了。