關於簡短英語小笑話加翻譯

　　笑話的界定因人而異，有的人認為是笑話的東西，有的人不認為是笑話。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　I'm Glad 我很高興

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

　　Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.

　　Well done. Who was that?

　　My granny.

　　Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

　　Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

　　一個主日學校的老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。現在，孩子們，她說：你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?

　　我，老師，一個小男孩說：昨天我就使別人高興過。

　　做得好，是誰呢?

　　我奶奶。

　　好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。

　　是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!’

　　篇二

　　A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

　　Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

　　The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

　　一天，教授正在給學生們監考。他發下試卷，然後回到講臺前等待。

　　考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發現一張試卷上彆著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：“一分一塊錢。”

　　第二堂課，教授把試卷都發回學生們手中。其中一個學生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢的找零。

　　篇三

　　Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

　　I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.

　　But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

　　How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.

　　Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!

　　艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺錄影機。

　　恐怕我們還買不起，媽媽嘆息著說。

　　可第二天當艾莫斯回來時，他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺全新的錄影機。

　　你究竟是哪兒來的錢買這東西?媽媽大吃一驚，喘著氣說。

　　媽媽，這簡單， 艾曼斯回答。我把電視機給賣了!